Every year, the Bartlett Express publishes letters to Santa that kids in elementary school write in their classes, and some of them are hilarious. I thought I would share a few of the truly priceless ones for my readers. (All spelling and grammar is unedited. It’s cuter that way.) Enjoy!
Dear Santa,
I want a 100 dollar bill and a pony.
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Dear Santa,
I have a computer and the sky Hi movie. Merry Christmas. (If he has these things, why is he writing Santa? Haha.)
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Dear Santa,
I dont no what I want I will think of something. Merry christmas.
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Dear Santa,
May I please Have a Rmot Kchrl Dog? I have been good this year. Merry Christma! (I think she was asking for a remote control dog?)
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Dear Santa,
I hope everyone wil have a great Christmas. What I want for Christmas is a laptop? I want most of all is my Christmas too be just right. One big big big bag of candy. One mor thing is for my dog too get the this lamp shad off. (Lamp shade?? Do we even want to know?)
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Dear Santa,
I know you haft to driv a long way. I need toys candy choclet and love. (Aww.) I want a makeup set with a desk and cher. (Does she mean the singer? Hehe.) I want a word wall to.
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Dear St. Nick,
I have been a good girl. How are your raindr? For Christmas I want a tomugae. (A what?)
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Here’s a great P.S. from one letter:
P.S. My mom wants my little sister to get potty-trained. Oh, please let it be a white Christmas.
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Dear Santa,
I love Christmas. How bo reindeer fly. And how bo elfs make toys. I wonder woh Rodalfs mother is.
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Dear Santa,
I don’t want anything for Christmas. But for everyone to have a nice Christmas.
P.S. Nick said hello. (That’s so sweet!)
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Dear Santa,
You are the nicest man in the world. Say hi to Mrs. Claus for me. please don’t give my dog anything. Give My Ma everything she wanted. (And another awww!)
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This last one had my parents and I laughing forever, but we have no idea what the boy actually wants. Can anyone decipher this?
Dear Santa,
May I please have this? The stem tomis and that thang tanstsin to 4 thangs. I have been good this year. Merry Chrismus.
I mean, “stem tomis and that thang tanstsin”? What could that possibly be??? Kids are so cute!
Erin Mount 